– Council spent an absolute fortune building and upgrading pavements for you to walk on. But no, oh no…you still have to walk in the middle of the road!
– Unlike everybody else around you, you don’t cross the road at the pedestrian crossing. You have to cross about 10 meters before it.
– You are standing next to a bin. Why do you dump your rubbish next to it and not into it?
*sigh* Hey you WTF is wrong with you?